Anyone remember golden oldies from years ago in Viz ? I have two...

MOTORISTS - almost all car accidents happen within 3 miles of home. Therefore, simply park your car 4 miles away and you can drive as recklessly as you wish!

RICH MEN - it is said that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven. Well, that's Cliff Richard f**ked then.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Sep 16, 13:45:56