Three, actually.
in 3rd - "it's all part and parcel of the game" (whimper)
in 2nd - premier league players go close to scoring and immediately turn to look me longingly in the eyes. FUCK OFF!!! I DO NOT WISH TO KNOW YOUR PAIN. GET ON WITH THE GAME AND FORGET WHERE THE CAMERAS ARE, YOU LIMITED MERCENARY SHOW PONY. FUCK YOU AND YOUR PAIN.
and most of all, and it's mostly radio commentators with this - ooooooooooooooooh the elongated final voweeeeeeeeeeeeeel to signify dramaaaaaaaaaaa. "It was a snip of a chaaaaaaaaance, and it's goooone wiiiiiide. It's Chelsea, wahhhn, Arsenal, tooooooooooe. " You utter w**kers.
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jan 3, 13:38:22
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