i saw him for the first time last night

he started to annoy the plums off me banging on about how dangerous it was all the f**king time.

"here's a bloke with one leg, the other one was chewed off by a massive croc and he's going to teach me all about fishing here" hello? he's the last f**king bloke you should be getting advice from.

"heres a bloke gored by a hippo with their razor like tusks, show him your holes bloke"

"there's some hippo's right near me and i am going to be killed if i don't get to deep water"

look at me, in danger.

fishing.

the c**t.

Posted By: Tombs, Dec 22, 21:56:43