I am having turkey FFS

I don't like turkey, it's the most boring meat known to man

We normally have geese, or rib of beef, or venison. But we have so many people coming this year that Mrs Git has decreed that it has to be turkey, on the basis you get max meat for square inch of Aga occupied. Women.

I know this disqualifies me from answering your thread but I needed to get that off my chest, thanks for listening. If you have been affected by any issues in this post, you can phone our helpline for trauma counselling.

Posted By: Old Git, Dec 21, 13:34:30