when blokey went berzerker he f**king went berzerker

the plane fired up, full tilt down the runway then all systems off after only a few of seconds of full thrusting.

captain "apols innit, probs wid da leccy, gonna do some checks and s**t, hang in there kidz"

after twutty mins he had another go.

same deal

captain "apols boyze, da fuel warning light keep a bling on, me check it out wid da engineer an s**t"

(shouting from the back)

trolley dollies run down the aisle.

trolley dollies run back up the aisle

(sound of seats getting a severe kicking in)

shouting & swearing

more seat kickering in

captain takes control of situation

situation appears to be beyond control of the captain

he goes back into his office

big beefy bothersome security arrive.

huge scuffle

big swearies

blokey dragged up plane and ejected.

captain "apols for that peeps, flight is postponed until tomorrow, plane is bust. get off".

i didn't help the situation a great deal i guess when the business trolley dolly asked me what magazine i'd like and i asked if she had a copy of aircrash investigation monthly.

sometimes they smile. not that time.

Posted By: Tombs, Dec 20, 20:20:30