I'm waiting for his Ursine Lavatorial Habits post - it will be a worldy.

I'm expecting no less than 8 (eight) paragraphs.

The first couple or paragraphs will be rather didactic.

The next two or three will contain a number of reasonably anodyne observations, and hopefully a series of unsourced and only slightly relevant statistics, things like the %age of the population that lives in or within walking distance of woodland, some population size/density comparisons, perhaps some analysis of dietry factors, that sort of thing.

And then the climax will be the inevitable conclusion that a twelve-year-old could have devised, delivered with the usual air of abrupt certainty.

I cannot wait.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Dec 18, 23:07:14