siddown, grab a large glass of port, kick of your guacho boots and listen to this....

my son *ho ho ho!* is a season ticket holder and goes to as many norwich games as he can but he live just outside coventry *ho ho ho!*. anyway, *ho ho ho!* he couldnt get to the game today do to the snow *ho ho ho!* thass funny cos he can get to norwich to watch 'em but he cant get to coventry which is *ho ho ho!* just down the rud *ho ho ho!*

spread that out over five minutes and you get the full idea of how hilarious it was.

Posted By: Tombs, Dec 18, 17:36:49