ha ha!

(i have you on virtual ignore but there you go). bloke up the road got pissed up in there one night and got his girlfriend to drive him home. only she had never driven in her life and drove straight up the arse of my car. what i'd only had a week. how i laughed as the insurance claim spun out for almost a year as some other old twot had run a red light and smacked into the door in the afternoon. that fukern car was jinxed.

Posted By: Tombs, Dec 16, 22:06:55