Scotland (the alleged footballer) is fatter than Scotland (the country)

I was gutted when that chap got sent off. He was so poor at playing football we were better off with him on.

They were s**t, I was actually disappointed. It was too easy. I've never been so relaxed and calm at a derby game. Bit of an anticlimax. Beating a poor team like that isn't that satisfying. Almost like a training match.

If we hadn't been able to rip the f**k out of their gormless 'fans' it would of been a real damp squib.

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Posted By: jafski, Nov 28, 20:55:17