Keane shocks football world!

Roy Keane shook the footballing world today when he pipped Real Madrid, AC Milan & Barcelona to the loan signing of Rory Fallon from giants Plymouth Argyle.

Fallon who has amassed an amazing 1 goal in League 1 this season was amazed at joining European giants Ipswich because of their fantastic history, he said "I was torn between signing for Old Etonians, Royal Engineers or Ipswich, but as their fans still harp on about conquering Europe some 30 yrs later then they must be good"

Fallons signing is expected to cause a mad rush for tickets for their next home game with 30,000 expected instead of the usual 17,000.

Section 6 are so excited about this signing that they have been giving the day off school tomorrow in preparation for writing a new song for their hero to sing on Sunday as they sit on their sofa watching the local derby in their living rooms just like the thousands of other die-hard supporters who can`t bear to make the long trek of 40 miles.

Posted By: martirey27, Nov 25, 20:17:32