Especillay over player sales
"We are pleased to announce teh signing of joe bloggs for a bargain of 50p" Then when the accounts came out "Joe actually cost us more towards the ?10m mark with everything taken into account"
"We have got a great deal in selling John Smith for ?5m" Then when the accounts came out "We only recieved 10 pence up front for John the rest was made payable in add ons that never materialised, The ?1m due when he played for England for example as he was actually Nigerian. The 1m sell on fee we wavered in exchange for the transfer of West Hams assistant tea lady"
Complete bulls**tting smug w**ker
Posted By: DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 23, 09:40:27
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