Well I heard a lovely rumour that Bette Midler had a tumour

So gleefully I went to tell my friends
But they said it was a lie
And she wasn't going to die
And by the way, have we got news for you

And they told that the man that I have always known as Dad
Hadn't met my Mum when I was born
And they told me that I am
But I hope to God I'm not

The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 14, 14:36:36