If the incident really did happen, and it were up to me, then my natural instincts would be to compliment her breasts, mention that I've just withdrawn ten pounds from the cash machine next to Bang & Olufsen and offer to take her to Weatherspoons or something. Unless she was really classy then I'd might stretch to a nandos.
Just don't believe in rushing into things.
Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 18, 13:56:33
Written & Designed By Ben Graves 1999-2025