I think, in fact, you actually do.

Study any bacon denier, for instance. They'll tell you that they still live, but I don't call that living. They're not well, they're not healthy, and no good will come of them.

If life gives you lemons make lemonade. If life gives you pigs make bacons. And gammons. And crackling. And a gret ole rust pork. And sausages. And sweet & sour pork balls. I've never had 'em but I bet even pork knuckles aren't as bad as the press they get.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 13:18:28