this is what at happened, I can assure you...

the plastic c**t went to a pub in Norwich, not even aware that the Norwich game was on at the same time and arrogantly presumed the pub would show the red scouse c**ts. When he went in the pub, he slowly realised that the Norwich game takes priority over the 2 worse footballing teams in the premiership.

As he watched on, jealous and probably a little guilty that the local club he turned his back on to seek glory all them years ago, went 3-1 up, anger and resentment built up inside him as he realised he would never feel the real raw passion for supporting a club you are actually feel part of in some way.

At 3-2 he smiled, and as he heard news of Liverpool losing yet again, he decided to be the biggest c**t possible and try and wind up some genuine football supporters by jumping about for a team he couldn't give a f**k about in one great big sulking mega tilt.

Posted By: Brandonio, Nov 16, 20:57:19