In my first job in Financial Services i had to do a lot of cold calling,

which is a pretty soul-destroying job.

To make it easier we used to try and make up some come-backs to the rude bastards. My favourites being:

'How did you get my number?' Well I've got a list of the most sexually inactive people in London, and your name was at the top.

or

I've got a list of the top 100 c**ts in London, and you were second. You would have been first if you weren't such a c**t.

Posted By: tudders, Nov 12, 19:13:07