"put potato chips on a sandwich!"

JACK: My daughter?I am John Francis Donaghy. I am?your father. If you have the blondness and self-esteem of your mother, you will need no advice. Life will be easy for you. Otherwise, I?d like to introduce you to Elizabeth Lemon.
LIZ: Good afternoon, let?s jump in. Every human has hair on his or her face, some of us just have more. I think it?s nice to occasionally splurge on a straight-razor shave. If you?re running low on laundry, a bathing suit makes perfectly acceptable underwear. Bandanas are a fun, sexy fashion accessory?
JACK: This is over.
LIZ: Let me give my reasons ? Put potato chips on a sandwich!

Posted By: pants, Nov 12, 12:09:07