Two old ladies

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts the end off, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: "what the hell is that?" Mabel: "its a condom. This way my fag doesn't get wet." The next day, Maude hobbles down to the chemist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrased, asks her what brand prefers. "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits on a camel." The pharmacist fainted.

Posted By: Tony Martin, Nov 10, 14:23:50