Change your names by deed poll, get extensive plastic surgery, false passports

and flee the country.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 5, 13:01:07

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Or write them a nice letter, explaining what happened and asking them to be kind
Posted By: Old Git, Nov 5, 13:04:25

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