excellent.

there is some crap on tv these days. flicking through my stattelite box i whizz past .....

"my embarrassing body"
"pissed up brits abroad"
"a house in the sun we shall go and see but never buy"
"a grand design we can't afford and during the build we will live in a leaky caravan and my weird wife will get pregnant"
"cops cops cops"
"pissed up cops abroad"
"when good cops go bad"
"seconds from disaster"
"my hideous deformity"
"i am a fat bastard, wire my cakehole up"
"look at me, i'm weird"
"my woeful sad miserable life"
"dog the bounty hunter" (wtf is that about?)
"WWF wrestlemania"
"WWW wrestlemania"
"WFW wrestlemania"

countless dull programmes about cooking
Dave "the home of witty banter"
mad c**ts fishing

and the news.

Posted By: Tombs, Oct 26, 19:05:19