My thought on it...

Holloway comparing Rooney to a house is beyond mental firstly. Obviously, human rights and employment laws have no impact on him, obviusly.

But compare it to "...a monkey climbing a tree that covered in jam.." and its will end up on Sky News.

Player after player after player have wanted to leave a football club in the past. Norwich had 4 players do it this summer, 8 players the summer before.

Suddendly, its the amazing Rooney and the untouchable Man Utd, and its front page news. Bullcrap.
Doesn't wash on me this, oh Poor Sir Alex, Poor Man Utd. FUCK Sir Alex, FUCK Man Utd.
Look at Luton, Look at Crewe, Look at Scarbouorugh. They've been ruined by the laws of the game, not Mafia Utd.

Who has wanted to leave Chelsea? Cole? Lampard? Drogba? Nope. Who has wanted to leave Man U. Rooney! Ronaldo! Vidic! Van Nist.! Pattern? Course not.

Posted By: songwriter, Oct 22, 11:23:39