What about, if, right, say you had just bought a warm Fat Face top on the Walk and were

heading across to get some cockles from outside The Garnet when a very fast moving, curvy Jenny whizzed up right quick on her Ghost RT Lector Pro Team 2011 and pulled a wheelie right over the top of your Tiger X-Calibers, fell legs akimbo exposing her thighs.

Would you skip like some sort of rabid ponce down to Cafe Rouge and put sello on the window whilst shouting "Drink your tea then!" at the customers or...

would you origami your receipt from Fat Face into a tiny hot air balloon and rest it gently on her warm, welcoming, cotton-covered growler?

In the likely event of such a scenario happening to you on your visit to the centre of the Fine City, which course of action do you think you would pursue?

hmmm, hmmm?

well?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 21, 13:04:16