I went to a live sex show in Amsterdam a few years ago

The third act was a nice young lady who performed an average strip tease routine accompanied on stage by a ghetto blaster playing Guns N' Roses "November Rain".

After she had removed all her clothes she then lied down and hoisted her pelvis up in the air and spread her leg and preceeded to enter a lit candle into her vagina.

It was at this point the batteries ran out on her ghetto blaster and the 'auditorium' was filled with an incredibly awkward silence for what seemed like an age. I decided to break the silence by singing "and it seemed to me that she lived her life like a candle in the wind..."

Everyone laughed, including the stripper. It's the only time I've ever shouted out in a crowd.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 15, 17:22:18