I was at a party the other week where we had a load of rockets to set off.

We were pissed and couldn't find anything suitable to put them in. So this big thick Yorkshire t**t said give here, and one by one he lit them and stuck his hand in the air and let them off.

That was a real 'someone's gonna get hurt' moment. He just washed his hands and looked at us like we were some southern poofs.

Posted By: tudders, Oct 14, 14:57:48