a bloke i know married a guatemalan hooker that looked just like her

first time at a mess dinner she ate up all the chicken bones, didn't f**k around with the cutlery. one christmas she attacked him with a machete but he hid behind a kitchen stool so she chopped the top off the bannister.

wonder if he's still as happily married?

Posted By: Tombs, Oct 11, 16:49:43