My uncle Charlie is a cynical man, and his wife's a touch sceptical too

They've got one of those stickers in the back of their van
It says "We've seen the prices at the zoo"
Well today I knocked upon their door and said that I was passing
Charlie launched a scathing attack
I asked him what I'd done, he said "You stupid bastard
We live in a cul-de-sac."

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:39:06