It's be like this...

Sleeps.
Wakes up has little wander.
Curls up in different part of room.
Licks balls.
Sleeps.
Wakes and has a little sniff of the bin.
Sits and looks out of door.
Sniffs arse.
Licks balls.
Strolls back to bed for a kip.
Hears door, ears prick up. Lurds home!
Goes all spazzy and waggy and jumpy.
Licks lurds face with tongue that has been round balls and arse.
Dinner.
Sleep.

Posted By: jafski, Sep 9, 13:43:46