Gazpacho is the tits.

That's sexist that is.

But I digress. Get a load of ice in a big jug, half a peeled cuce, chopped up garlic, very ripe tomatoes, a green pepper and some soaked bread. Maybe chilli if you feel like it. When it's all in the jug, blitz it like a motherf**ker with a hand blender and that works in England.

Sex.

Posted By: APB, Sep 8, 16:36:16