I'll tell this joke again

because it's both amusing and true.

Bloke asks a woman if she'd shag him for a million quid, she says "cor yeah".
He then asks if she'd shag him for a quid, she says "what the hell do you think I am?
He says "we've already determined what you are, now we're just haggling."

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 7, 20:23:54