Preposterous

Next you will have someone claiming that the son of god was born in a barn as a result of immaculate conception in the presence of Kings directed by a shining star. He then kept his head down for 30 years while he completed his City and Guilds in carpentry (presumably Joseph and Mary wanted him to have a trade in case the miracle business did not work out.)

He then is crucified for mans sins which arose as a result of Adam eating an apple, though he didn't realise this was in fact a metaphor, so he died for a misunderstanding but it doesn't matter because he came back to life a bit later.

Posted By: Firstnews, Aug 30, 10:40:47