Players we should sign

To replace Green in goal I suggest Lurch the butler. Would certainly command the area and intimidate opposing forwards. Also, much better groomed.
To replace Mulryne we have to go for Roscoe Arbuckle - very similar build but capable of making forward passes.
Alongside him, to replace Francis, I have a chocolate teapot available on a Bosman.
To replace Jonson I suggest Vlad Dracula. Similar fear of crosses, but really gets his teeth into the game.

Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote, May 16, 12:11:54