I wrote one but wisely decided not to submit it

Cos it was a tongue-in-cheek slagging-type gag, which YOU would have got but many might not.

So in a way I've made you money by not deterring other people from buying it. So, y'know, you kind of owe me some wedge. A mill ought to cover it.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Aug 20, 13:20:51