*ringring* *ringring* "Hello?"

"Hello is that British Rail?"

"No, BR was wound up in the '90s when the Tories sold the railways so their mates could get rich."

"Oh."

"Yes, bye then."

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Aug 18, 20:25:00

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