Me and the wife were at a big merkin awards dinner like the Oscars, but with round tables and dinner being served, instead of a theatre style room, and on the way out we passed Bruce Forsythe and his wife said that I was looking "amazing" in my new suit, only it wasn't Bruse Forsythe's real wife because it was some old bird (same age as Bruce) and in real life he's married to some younger Philippino bird or something.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 14:35:58
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