Here's why foreign tourists aren't coming to the UK (in the right place this time):

PERSON FROM ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN EUROPE #1: Fancy going to Britain?
PERSON FROM ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN EUROPE #2: No, they think they own the place when they come here. Imagine what they're like when they actually DO own the place.
PERSON FROM ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN EUROPE #1: Good point. Shall we go to Italy? Apparently parts of that are quite nice.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 12, 13:00:45