I heard a prgramme on Radio 4 on the way home yesterday all about poo.

Serious business. Don't ever let yourself get constipated, it sound like absolutely NO FUN AT ALL. There were people on it who had to resort to, get this, working it out manually.

Bottom line, if you need a poo, go for a poo, don't hold it in. The bum's like a party balloon - blow it up and let the air out and it'll return to it's original shape. Blow it up and leave it up and when you let the air out it's all baggy and loose and no good.

Only the air in that analogy is poo. Don't ever fill a party balloon with poo.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Aug 12, 12:31:30