ugly rich bloke offers a bird a million quid to shag her, she says "Cor yeah, anytime mister".
He says, "then would you f**k me for a quid?"
She says "What the hell do you think I am??"
He says, "We've already established what you are. Now we're merely haggling"
Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 4, 15:46:41
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