Slightly amusing from the fiver

And attention-seeking, pitch-invading idiot Jimmy Jump has been fined ?175 for trying to steal the World Cup shortly before Sunday night's final kicked-off (in the tradtional footballing sense). Despite using aggravated assault, Mark van Bommel and Nigel de Jong have been released without charge for their attempts to do the same.

Posted By: shoddy, Jul 13, 19:33:57