BENITO MUSSOLINI! SILVIO BERLUSCONI! SOPHIA LOREN! LUCIANO PAVAROTTI! MICHELANGELO!

CARLA BRUNI! LEONARDO DA VINCI! THE HALF-NAKED PRESENTERS ON ITALIAN TV! LA CICCIOLINA! THE MAN WHO INVENTED SPAGHETTI! GABRIELE MARCOTTI! CLAUDIO GENTILE! PAOLO ROSSI! THE ITALIAN GIRL WHO TURNED ME DOWN WHEN I ASKED HER OUT AT SCHOOL! FABIO CANNAVARO! MARCO MATERAZZI! MARCELLO LIPPI! FABIO CAPELLO! (oops - that one's wrong...)

GIORGIO ARMANI! CAN YOU HEAR ME? GIORGIO ARMANI! YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING! YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING!

Posted By: thebigfeller, Jun 24, 17:34:00