Life in the French Camp for the past 2 years...

Euro 2008 Build UP - Nasri sits in Henry's seat on accident. Henry gets in a huff. Nasri stands his grown, making him the first frenchman to do so since Austerlitz. A grudge is born
Euro 2008- France vs. Italy - Domeneach has to play Abidal at centerback because he left Mexes out of the squad because Mexes is a Scorpio. When Abidal is sent off, he has to bring on Boumsang. Also, brings on Nasri after injury only to sub him off after red card
Euro 2008 - France are knocked out, having only scored 1 goal
Post Euro 2008 - Domeneach also proposes to his girlfriend on tv after getting knocked out, confirming stereotypes about the french being the best lovers
Post Euro 2008 - FFF doesn't fire him. On a completely unrelated note, Domeneach runs academies that the FFF depend on
WC 2010 qualifiers - The team is very cliqueish. Players from the Antilles, the muslims, those who play in France, the old timers, and then those who play for bourdeax. No one really likes each other, and the bourdeax contigent and older players hate each other
WC 2010 qualifiers - Can't beat Romania (again), can only beat Lithuania 1-0 at both times of asking, can only beat the Faoroe Islands 1-0. Have to go to a playoff
WC 2010 qualifiers - The Hand of Frog. Henry hires someone to start his car from here on out.
WC 2010 qualifiers - Provisional squad named. Benzema and Nasri don't even make the 30 man squad
WC 2010 Preperations - A lot of players don't like Gourcoff because he's more of a theatre and opera guy than wag and nightclubber
WC 2010 Preperations - Anelka and Ribery don't like Gourcoff is in the first team, won't pass to him or let him take free kicks
WC 2010 Preperations - Group bullies Gourcoff for hair plugs (this might be a joke about Stephen Ireland)
WC 2010 Preperations - Gourcoff pulls an Ireland to get time off
WC 2010 Preperations - Anelka tries to stick up for Gourcoff, but Domenech ignores him. When Anelka is coming out as the paradign of class, you know you're in trouble
WC 2010 France-Uruguay - After the 0-0 draw, Zidane goes on TV and slags off Domenech
WC 2010 France-Mexico - The older players ask Domeneach to change to a 4-4-2 and to bring back Henry for the Mexico game. Domenech agrees, then finds out that Zidane was behind it.
WC 2010 France-Mexico - Anelka and Domeneach have at it at half time
WC 2010 France-Mexico - Henry leads the other players to warm up behind the goal, to prevent Domeneach from making a sub
WC 2010 France-Mexico - Gourcoff is shown cowering from Ribery during the post came press conference
WC 2010 - Story leaks out about the altercation between Anelka and Domeneach
WC 2010 - Anelka gets sent home

Posted By: Brandonio, Jun 20, 00:33:20