I will be utterly fuming with a rage if we don't qualify from this group

Which we won't. It will be 0-0 vs those Slovs, you know it, I know it, Heskey knows it. I have been annoyed at Norwich performances before but this is the f**king World Cup. ALFUCKINGGERIA. 0 FUCKING NIL. 1 shot of note in the entire 90 minutes. ONE. My player ratings

James - The C did a good catch and a s**t punch which looked quite good when compared with the "clearance" that GJ did following it. 4/10

GJ - When I watch this C I see someone who is walking around in a daze. Is he awake? 2/10

AC - Not bad actually. Despise the man but he's actually a bloody good footballer. 6.5/10

JC - One thing I can say about this utter C is that he wasn't as bad as the next utter C 2/10

JT - Nice attempt at a pass back you useless "i love playing for England, my heart is pumped can't wait to get out there" prick. 1/10

GB - The saviour! Will he be fit? Will he?? PLEASE be fit as he's the ?100 million football savior for England who gets Gerrard and Lampard playing - no he isn't, he's just a dull nothingness of a footballer. Thought he was alright actually. 5/10

SG - C. Watching the hgihlights on MOTD this morn he looked alright and was atleast trying, but that cross to the opposition when roon was free was shambolic. 3/10

FL - I like FL, but has he ever had a good game for England in a major tourn? So frustrating to see the guy score non stop for Chelsea yet play like a snail for England. 2/10

AL - Better as a sub? 1/10 bringing on SWP as replacement stank of horse manure.

EH - Picked purely to bring out the best in England performances. Lets face it, he's not in the team for his brilliance at scoring or overall play. It's not his fault, he's being badly let down by the utter utter mugs around him. Comincal step over and cross though. 3/10. Don't pick him next match please. Ta.

WR - Worst performance by a footballer since Dickson Etuhu that time when I was so furious I actually text into radio norfolk. 0/10

FABIO - It is becoming very apparent this guy has lost the plot at a crucial time leading up to this world cup. Ringing up Scholes at the last minute - what? Carragher - what? Ruining all 3 keepers confidence - what? Joe Cole - what? King - hmmmm. 1/10

Posted By: Charles21, Jun 19, 12:11:37

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