Diago takes 'em out on a three day bender.
Rattling all the local hookers and snorting so much beak their eyes explode and they grind a hole in their own f**king heads. Then Rooney and Lennon can run rings round them in the final until they all have a heart attack just before half time.
That was a football related dream I had last night.
Posted By: tudders, Jun 17, 16:36:11
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