I've got this covered, let me set the scene.

Say you've heard wonderful things about the food in this little gastropub, say you've organised a taxi to take you there and back in time for fishing, but that you can't book tables you have to just turn up.

Only to get there and there is no food available due to the football being on. Then you say:-

OG: "Awfully sorry chaps, seems to have been a bit of a mix up on the tuck front. Let's be jolly British about it and have some Ale and pork scratchings whilst we mingle with the riff-raff, it'll be like secret millionaire, a bit of a lark."

Them: "Spiffing idea old chap, haven't laughed at plebs for simply ages. Top larks."

Sorted.

Don't mention it.

Posted By: jafski, Jun 11, 14:01:56