Surely he can't poo in a pub. Surely not.

I have no specific poo-related hangups at all, but even I don't poo in pub bogs unless it's absolutely unavoidable. I think I've probably only ever shat in a pub bog three or four times in my life.

Just because they're so rank, typically.

And never, ever at a football ground. Ugh.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 16:26:47