With apologies to camcan (and A.A. Milne)

Halfway down the league is the place where they sit.
There isn't any other place that's quite as s**t.
They're not at the bottom, they're not at the top,
But this is the place where Col U always stop.

Halfway down Div 3 isn't up and isn't down.
It makes Col U's Chairman act just like a clown.
All thoughts of funny thoughts run round his head.
If medication doesn't work, try forced restraint instead.

Posted By: Higher Wrather, Jun 6, 21:44:51