With apologies to A. A. Milne

What is the matter with Robbie C?
He's crying and howling at NCFC,
And he won't eat his dinner ? though he calls it tea -
What is the matter with Robbie C?

What is the matter with Robbie C?
I've promised him cash and a seat for free,
And a full squad photo ? signed by McNally-
What is the matter with Robbie C?

What is the matter with Robbie C?
He's perfectly well though a little greedy;
But, look at him, he's begging the FDC! -
What is the matter with Robbie C??

What is the matter with Robbie C?
I've promised him sweets and a pre-season friendly,
And I've begged him to stop for a bit and agree -
What is the matter with Robbie C?

What is the matter with Robbie C?
He?s got rid of Hoofroyd to Coventry,
And if he?s lucky he?ll get back Lisbie!
What is the matter with Robbie C?

What is the matter with Robbie C?
He shouldn?t complain about Division 3,
With 3000 fans it?s as good as can be -
What is the matter with Robbie C?

What is the matter with Robbie C?
He?s crying like Gazza in Italy,
And it's dinner at Delia?s ? though he calls it tea!
What is the matter with Robbie C?

Posted By: camcan, Jun 2, 11:32:51