Martin thinking allowed "oh no, that one felt warm, can't smell it at the moment.

oh bugger it's a bad, keep the legs crossed, tighten up at the back, please go away. I don't think they can tell it's me"

Oli "he had too didn't he? Today of all days, the dirty arsed c**t"

Wes "legs are great aren't they, who's idea was it? How does this boney line bit work, amazing how you clench it and it extends, It feels like a mechanical part for a car. I hope Home and Away tonight is on at 5.10, cos they've been moving it to 5.30 recently, hmmm Helen Mirrens motherly breasts hmmmm......"

Posted By: pants, May 28, 11:09:00