Sticky Wicket. Ha.

Congratulation to England on winning the Twenty20 and all that.

Most people were surprised to see Australia struggle so much with Pakistan in the semi finals - they seemed lacklustre and as though they had no energy.

We're sure this had ZILCH to do with the party of female Mancunian medical students staying at the same Barbados hotel.

They must have got the cricket players mixed up with another group of men - I mean there's no way that the esteemed Australian Cricket team would have screwed their way through them (apart from the one poor player who couldn't get it up) is there?

Posted By: Jim Nasium, May 21, 11:16:18