World Cup 2010 consumption game

Basic Rules:
- 2 fingers every time the referee blows his whistle
- Have a shot for every goal scored by a striker
- Drink half a pint for every goal scored by a midfielder
- Down a pint for any goal by a defender
- Have a shot for every yellow card; finish your drink if any player is sent off.
- Before kickoff, select a side and drink throughout their national anthem
- Using the same team you have just picked, you must be drinking when ever their captain is in possession of the ball
- Alcohol must be consumed in any dead ball situation (throw-in, corners, goal kicks etc)
- Finish your drink if any goals come from a free kick
- During a penalty shootout, select a side and have a shot for every penalty kick missed
- Whenever the World Cup in South Africa is referred to as either ?the first world cup in Africa?, or ?a big step for African sport? you must finish your drink.
- If anyone famous is shown when the camera pans to the crowd, finish your drink
- During the second half, each player should only be referred to by their first name ? punishment shot for failure to comply.
- Every time the world ?Golden Boot? is mentioned, the last person to shout ?Pele? must finish their drink
- Everytime theres a handball, last person to shout 'MARADONNA!' necks a shot
- Have a shot every time Hondouras, North Korea or New Zealand score!

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England specific:
- Every time Beckham is mentioned by the commentators, the last person to touch their Achilles heel must finish their drink
- Drink for every mention, or sighting, of a WaG.
- Every time John Terry and captaincy are said in the same sentence, finish your drink.
- Finish your drink every time there is a mention of a possible tie with either Germany, or Argentina
- Every time England?s poor penalty record is mentioned, have a shot of your choice
- If Capello is ever on the screen, you must drink continuously until he is off the screen again
- Every time you refer to an England player, you must use the suffix ?England?s finest? e.g. ?Peter Crouch, England?s Finest? ? punishment shot for failure to comply.

Australia specific:
- Take a shot everytime someone mentions Josh Kennedy looking like Jesus.
- Everytime Tommy Oar is mentioned as the next Harry K*well finish your drink.
- Everytime an Aussie complains that they were cheated by Italy at the last World Cup - finish your drink.
- Finish your drink everytime Tim Cahill boxes the corner flag.
- Finish your drink if someone mentions Guus Hiddink or Graham Arnold.
- Finish your drink if anyone refers to the A-League as a respectable league.

Commentary specific:
- Everytime John Motson raises his voice (e.g OH, BALLACK!), drink a shot.
- Everytime David Pleat uses a terrible cliche, down your drink.
- Keep drinking while Emmanuel Adebayor is talking (because you can't understand a f**king word he's saying).
- Everytime Clive Tyldesley uses a wrong name (Drog-bar, Pur-low), down 2 shots.

Posted By: Tony Martin, May 20, 12:49:13