It's down there a fair bit, but I can summarise if you like

he was going to go to the pub for a pie and a pint but while exiting the car park he spotted Tracey from Accounts so he pulled into a layby and w**ked himself into a semi coma.

Then he took loads of photos of her car on his mobile, went home, and built a shrine to her in his shed.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, May 18, 21:31:36